[轉貼]male vs female...

[波士頓之雪]

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Girl to her boyfriend:
One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies:
Thanks for the warning.

女孩問她男友:
給我一個吻 我將永遠是妳的
男友回:
謝謝妳的警告.

A husband was asked:
Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied:
Depends, if I can find a phone.

一個已婚男士問另一位已婚男士:
當完事後, 你會跟你老婆聊天嗎?
另一位已婚男士回:
看情況, 如果旁邊有電話的話.

Man to wife on wedding night:
Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

新婚夜, 男人問他老婆:
妳確定我是妳睡過的第一個男人嗎?
這當然 甜心, 我永遠在其他男人那裡睡到起床.

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?
Because people started licking the wrong side.

為何美國他們停止再印潘蜜拉安德生(Play Boy, VIP 性感女星)的郵票?
因為人們開始舔錯郵票 舔到正面.

A wife asked her husband:
What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
I like your sense of humour.

老婆問她老公:
你最喜歡我那裡, 我的漂亮臉蛋還是魔鬼身材?
她老公從頭到腳打量她回:
我喜歡妳的幽默感.


AND THE WINNER IS:

得獎者為下文:


Doctor to his lady patient:
You look terribly weak and exhausted!
Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised?
Lady to doctor:
Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

醫生問他的漂亮女病人:
妳看起來恐怖的虛弱而且操勞過度!
妳是否依照我的建議一天有吃三?
漂亮女病人回:
醫生, 我以為你說要我一天找三個男人.
(meals 餐 音同 males 男人)

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[jimchiu]

哇哈哈...笑屬人了~~~

冠軍那個.....早晚會掛掉.